U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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