Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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