Dual....:-)
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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