Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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