i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
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