was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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