that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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