therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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