let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Life is so much better after having sex.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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