I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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