You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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