He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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