i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
vagina is talking i cant
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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