i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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