So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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