dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
