There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My balls are so social today.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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