I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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