what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I forget how to act sober
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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