Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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