this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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