He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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