I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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