we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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