No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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