The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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