Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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