yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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