I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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