WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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