you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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