Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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