So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
