i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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