I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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