is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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