Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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