Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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