scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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