why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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