bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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