I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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