Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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