think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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