Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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