What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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