Dual....:-)
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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