So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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