Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?