There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions