i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want