school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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