I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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