I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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