I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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