..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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