the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
