Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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