i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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