I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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