Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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