You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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